please people...this is very secret information, if word of this gets out, my ass and the whole busken bakery chain will be put out of business forever....

please do not tell anyone...i am fed up with this job and will be gone in a month anyways so here it goes...


so i went into work this morning at 5, like usually...i must say, everything was in order, donuts were out and we were ready to go to open at 6...

there is only one reason why us busken folk get up so early....that is, yes i must say, to catch our cookies.....

we take a van of usually four to five people and make our way to the place of habitation....it is getting harder and harder to find these so called smileys...everytime we clear out a population, we must find another and build a store close by....all of the other stores have long cleared out their community and have a need for smileys...

we made our way down to the natural spring off of tylersville road... there is an entrance to the water underneath in the middle of the field of corn....

so we went down with our nets, stun guns and flashlights...only this time, it was different...i think the smileys are getting smarter and faster....usually we just trap them and bag them with nets...if they get too fast or jumpy, we stun them....those are the cookies that look a little off....ya know, the messed up eye, or the smile that is crooked.... this time, they were prepared, they had created a mud wall sealing us out of the spring...a couple weeks ago they were throwing objects, one threw a large piece of glass which, as everyone saw, cut my hand down the side so bad i needed 7 stitches....

its just getting harder and harder....i stuck my shoulder out and broke through the mud wall, they were awaiting us.....they had whole batallions of smileys in rank with weapons, luckily harmless, in each hand ready to fight for their lives...i shocked the whole lot of them, they fell instantly....we bagged them and drove back to sever their limbs and prep them for sale....

im getting scared, if this community is starting to fight back, what will the next store have to deal with...its a total nightmare...im actually afraid of the smileys now...someday, they will win...luckily, not while i'm around to see it...

so we got ready and opened at 6..the day went fine at work...only another month and im out of there and upstate...cant wait....yes that rhymed

now i must tend to my wounds....
and remember, the smiley face cookies are not what they seem...make sure they are dead...and yes, they bite back...